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December 23, 2013

ho! ho! ho!

Dear Santa, (you sexy thang)
At the dynasty this week, at least four wonderful deliveries arrived from people, places and businesses that Atrevete, Inc. touched (I need touch). I saw dancing delivery men wearing ear buds holding elaborate baskets and bags and gifts almost daily this past week. Every time they knocked on the door, I smiled. I didn’t know who the gifts were from, but I knew it was mad appreciation for the work we performed. The light we shed, the pitches we successfully made and the profits turned on behalf of our clients- worked!! Eureka, we struck gold! Other than Doctor Dribble, as he is the only athlete we represent, the professional firms, and stores we represent were already established businesses. The only baby born in front of me was StopSmokingStartLiving. All of these businesses increased sales and surpassed financial goals. Did you put this success in my stocking? I knew it was you, thank you!
Your little elf must have placed individual goal reaching in a box too, because I was able to stomp on some of my own limits this year as well. I ran marathons, I became a Certified Professional Coach and I am a day trader.
So in three days, when you land on my roof, be careful it’s a 1920’s home and very expensive to insure, all I want for Christmas that I haven’t received this year is …………….

– Jimmy Choos (Size 7.5, just one more pair)
– A gift Certificate to Studio LX (the girls to help accessorize too)
– A gift Certificate to Shop Splash (Bibi and La Lopez for advice)
– Ten hours with Suzel Vazquez MD (magic hands)
– Ten hours with Jhonny Salomon (rounder bottom)
– A lifetime Membership to Newton’s Method (jail tight WHAT)
– A lifetime Membership to Body&Soul (a lil Jugo Fresh too)
– The Stop Smoking Start Living anecdote for all smokers
– Marlyne Alexander to include me in the book
– A yearly tax return from Lopez & Partners, LLC (can’t forget the IRS)
– Duck Dynasty to return (Uncle Phil for Prez and I have gay friends)
– An honest, gorgeous, loving boyfriend (Strike this, I open my eyes to him everyday)
– Health (I earn it daily)
– A wonderful, producing, healthy son (Oh yeah, I own this already)
I was good this year and promise to come at you strong in 2014. Back up, I am braced to fight hard!
Santa, I really wanted to tell you how grateful I am for Roman, Darren and my health! I am not trying to get extra brownie points or anything, just like to say thanks a lot! It is important to never forget who loves you, so you can love them back.
Love,
Lil’ Ball Magda (it’s our little secret)
and if you don’t know, I believe in magic

August 18, 2013

Eff Wit Me You Know I Got It!

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My paisano, Doctor Dribble dared to make a connection with Hov at the Legends of Summer Tour on Friday night. He did! The @revete camo cap especially made for the m*ergy Nite Ryde landed on JayZ’s stage. JayZ held my name in his hand. Pic enclosed as he bent over to pick it up. Darren, you do got it!

Soy Delicious had her own cameo appearance in the lap of D-Wade, Kevin Hart and LeBron James last week. Her candles lit the rooms of all of the campers at D-Wade’s 3rd Annual Fantasy Camp. Kevin Hart prefers Fresh Linen to Havana. Li-Ning was the official sponsor of this event, made for the juiciest goodie bag I’ve ever seen. How about a Night at the Runway next Maggie? After all, agency is family.

Super Promo delivered perhaps the most lengthy process our Duck Dynasty has ever experienced. It started off with the tour. The Doctor Dribble Tour. He aggressively signed up for a list of marathons that would make Forest Gump dehydrated. Schedule for Tour is attached. Little did we know, this heroic tour would inspire a SuperWoman to emerge. For sponsorship information on how to be seen by 1,000,000+ viewers on the chiseled back or chest of Doctor Dribble call me directly at 305.903.7160. Limited marathons are available.

Duck Dynasty shattered records last Wednesday with the return of their show. There is a reason we emulate their rhyme and reason- honest work pays off. Agency is family, Willie for Congress. Magda for taking your business to another level.

The Killers killed me. JayZ and JT had a simple flow that made for a legendary performance. Michael Lauren did not fail me but the caged heels did. ENCORE! May I have more please?

CJ Spray is the real deal, creating art that moves. This Halloween I have hired the baddest body artist in Miami. I can’t tell you what he is transforming me into this October but it’s sounding like a big deal. I met him on Super Promo day. He took all of my curves and edges and made me a SuperWoman. He hid all of my imperfections. I gave him all of me and he delivered a masterpiece. If you decide to ever become walking art, call CJ @ 786.229..6970 and say LEO. Appointments left are few, so run. Happy belated birthday big guy!!

m*ergy is scheduled to make guest appearances all over Miami on August 24, screaming and demanding the most from every body she touches. Look for her in your heart, soul and on a bike near you. Her team for the Benjamin Dash has almost reached full capacity, but if you’re lucky, she will get you ready in a dash. In case you didn’t know, she doesn’t give a shit if you’re tired. To join team m*ergy call 786.253.1589, Unique Me and @revete signed up on the first day. Getting lucky is what Michelle, Daft Punk and I are about.

Location, location, location is what I’ll be raffling off this week at Gulliver Academy. Bring lots of Benjamin’s for a chance to live large with a dedicated parking space reserved for you. I’ll be the girl dressed up as a cone on Aug 19.

I’m one of one and you can see through blurred lines in the upcoming issue of Unique Me. Thanks Witty for the ad. Femme Fatale pics and Viceroy party were also memorialized in this issue. Hay chisme.

And if you don’t know, who you love by couple John Mayer/Katy Perry rocks.

atrevidamente,

SuperWoman