Any Gym Will Do


I have never been too particular about where I drop a squat. I love to sweat. I love to feel the pain of a good work out. I get high. The kind of high that doesn’t need laws, cost much and has long lasting health benefits. It’s like sex and love making. Who doesn’t love that? I stopped working out for a better body a long time ago. I work out for survival. For life.

I don’t need much to attain this feeling. I need my body, a clear mind and a bad ass instructor. I prefer a class environment. I would rather starve than eat alone. I personally do not like to hang out in gyms. Rolling boogers and eating them is more entertaining. There are so many men that go to gyms trolling chicks. It’s disgusting. The same kind of losers that troll on Instagram and Face Book. Men that actually believe they can find love in a gym or on Social Media. BAHHHHAAAAHHAAAA!

There are so many women looking to share stories and find comradery. Sharing photo books, common complaints and tragedies YADA YADA! I don’t like this part of gyms. I have my lifelong friends and my real love life has nothing to do with gyms. Although, if you are fortunate enough to have a lover that you work out with, there is nothing more erotic! I think I would rather hear,” baby, will you train with me?’ than “baby, will you marry me?”

About a year and a half ago, I went into a tiny gym in South Miami. This gym transformed my body. I only went there for this, body transformation. I didn’t go to this gym to save my marriage or destroy it. I didn’t go there to make friends either. Don’t really give a hoot about being seen, on the contrary I would rather you don’t see me swing a club bell or smell me afterwards. This gym creates soldiers.  I learned discipline and theory. I practiced under great teachers and am grateful. Always grateful.

Businesses and corporations change. Change begins in thought. Great instructors will always remain great instructors.

There is good in good-bye. The gratitude I feel personally to Newton’s Method is unwavering. You get what you give, I gave this gym my all and it gave back. Thank you!

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The Miami Heat says good bye to my man Norris Cole. Nono and I go back. I never did get to train him. Why he would want lil me as a trainer is forever an enigma. I can Life Coach you long distance tho.

The Dragic brothers in Miami! Welcome. The Heat was so fun this weekend. I had a blast. Needed to HYDE for a bit. It is a HEAT NATION. I love going to the games as a guest. It’s a welcome change.


The illness of CB was of no secret to me, I have family on the inside. Sickness is a real problem, not like the ones we bring on ourselves. I wish Chris Bosch health and betterment quickly.

I played some b-ball myself this weekend. I did my Spider. Yeah buddy, I’m a fit chick and a baller. I took my main man to Sneaker Con and we showed up! The sneaker business is nothing to laugh about. You can always resell a great pair of kicks, right? I was impressed.

I never hung out with a billionaire until this weekend. I hoped it would rub off on me. I think it did. I’ll let you know. The SOBEWFF was present and alive in Miami Beach. I didn’t cheat on my diet. I am not surprised. I’m on a mission. The foods and the presentations were art work. I love food.

This week looks like a hurricane. I will be running through the Caribbean and past a finish line wearing REJUVEL again. I will have Verda in my bag to get me through the travel and preparations. I’m a sponsored athlete! I just love that shit.

Thank you for your donations to Gulliver. The Signature Event is going to be outrageous. I haven’t been to a black tie event in a while. I can’t wait to dress up and meet everyone. I still have time to include you and your businesses so if you would like to donate to children-call me.

Ok so wait, did you guys hear my podcast Woman to Woman! MMMHMMMM! Unreal! Thank you for reading my blogs and listening to my podcasts. It shows you care. I care back. And for those who don’t, I feel badly for you mostly.

The Oscar’s tonight- you can find me on a leather sofa in the SOHO BEACH HOUSE. I walk the red carpet. John Legend won the award because he knows how to value love! BAM! Love me some Legend!

and if you don’t know, the Oscar goes to,


Staying Alive





“Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of Magda and @revete. It’s a life mission, to stay as young and vibrant as possible, to seek out new greatness and youth, to boldly go where no man or in this case woman, has gone before.” Captain Kirk and Me

Ok so here goes, NASA created the fountain of youth. The acne eraser, the scar killer, the holy grail is for sale on my website. Go to the home page and buy your bottle of Rejuvel now. Rejuvel sponsored Darren and I to run in the A1A yesterday. The ultimate youth serum is exercise. I am their liaison to you. I think they saw the forty year old in me holding on for dear life to what can be. We are set for launch. The product cleared Roman’s acne, erased my nasal labial folds, and made the hard yuck part on the bottom of my feet disappear. I bought a case, you will too. The lift of the brow was immediate. The real color of my lips and skin was unveiled within minutes.

Um yeah, the Oscars on February 21 will host hundreds of celebrities and they will all be presented with a sample. The Gulliver event on March 14, will be raffling off $2500 worth of Rejuvel . My heart is content knowing that we can achieve miracles without surgery, poison and drugs-immediately. No wait, no bruising, no exorbitant costs. It’s from space.

My Valentine’s Day was amazing. I am loved and I love. No real rhyme.

50 shades was a let down. I got busy nevertheless. Mr. Grey and his ways are very much my thang. I like him, I am attracted to that type of man. I like to be spoiled. The way he hones in on Ana, wowza. It’s almost like he’s wired differently. Yes Sir.

I will be coaching the winners of the contest for the donation of Celebrating Children today. I am expecting the coolest Coachees eva. We are going to learn about gratitude, continuity in leadership and hopefully leave them in a better place than when they first got to our Epic Life Coaching Play date!!!

Verda improved my running by a bit. I felt like I PR’ed even. Verda is the Vegan lifestyle of choice for me. Athletes everywhere rave of their performance and wives at large are feeling it in their waistlines. It’s on my home page. I’m beginning to feel like QVC. No matter, if it works miracles, I will bring it you. It’s because of you that I keep getting sponsored. You trust me and I am thankful. Deeply grateful.

We celebrated the birthday of Luissy yesterday, she is a mixed media champ. If you need some creative services regarding photography, videos, memorialization of anything- go to @goprogirlmiami. She’s unconventionally talented.

This week was like rapid fire. I really felt excitement like never before. The potential professionally and personally was scary. I have been working more than ever. And miraculously, my luck just gets better. Poof it’s magic, kinda like REJUVEL.

Love your loved ones, eat healthy and exercise, surrender control to the universe in all things not controllable. (Everything but yourself) buy REJUVEL you’ll thank me in an hour. Please call me if you have questions on how to use etc. I’m so happy to be the girl that brings this to you.

“You don’t know you’re beautiful”, sings a lil frog in my kitchen. I press its hand and it starts dancing and singing. Beauty is how you feel, surround yourself with peeps that make you feel beautiful. At least for me, I reflect those around me.

and if you don’t know, we’ve only just begun,