Why You Mad Tho?

When Alex took me to a construction site not to long ago, he mentioned a juice bar. A few years later, the Jugo Fresh logo is up in the heart of Body & Soul! My drives to Miami Beach will suffer, sorry Mr. Big. Medicina is now down the street from my house. YAY!!

Vilar Cigars in South Miami made a 360! Located next door to the Booby Trap in South Miami, Vilar will be hosting a bikini party weekly for all the folk that can’t get enough from their neighboring business. Manny, I am a non-smoker, but I know the events in your boutique cigar bar will be unforgettable. I know two spinners who happen to be married that might be making cameo appearances from time to time.

So m*ergy is completely booked as her team grew to a massive number in a short seven days. The Benjamin Dash doesn’t know what kind of a tsunami is headed their way. Team m*ergy will be private training for the dash also. If you didn’t sign up for the team, don’t fret- just call 786.253.1589 and beg. Maria loves Chicken and Waffles from Yardbird.

This week I have received over twenty applications of wonderful local vendors trying to get into the Gulliver Holiday MarketPlace for 2013! Please email mighty@atreve-t.com for an application and know it becomes open to the public on September 25. This year already looks to be bomb! Interactive Booths?!

Shop Splash will be having a surprise line coming to their store as soon as Bang gets the Olufsen up! Construction is only making me more anxious. I can’t wait for a chance to wear this stuff. Enough to make me wanna help lay tile and hammer nails in….

Ask Cristie ‘s Fitness Fuel fed shoppers at LuluLemon SouthMiami on Saturday as she danced to a DJ spinning Lulu records. Too cool, and very sexy. Cristie should be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.

Virginia Beach is his next stop. Doctor Dribble is on his third marathon of the tour. This Superwoman will be amongst the 100,000 fans cheering for you! When can I blog about the official sponsor???

Blog for next Monday will be posted on Tuesday the third of September, the day before New Year. I am learning how to write in Hebrew. It’s a goal.

LULU is the best presence this week. AAPL dipped but stayed strong. Shorting the market took a twist on Friday at 4pm. I’m learning Turkish get ups and stock tricks. Keep teaching because I’m thirsty.

Whadya say this week we hashtag and retweet SuperLove? Neat!

Happy Labor Day peeps, I’ll be blogging from the beach next week.

If you don’t know, now you know!

atrevidamente,

magda

Eff Wit Me You Know I Got It!

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My paisano, Doctor Dribble dared to make a connection with Hov at the Legends of Summer Tour on Friday night. He did! The @revete camo cap especially made for the m*ergy Nite Ryde landed on JayZ’s stage. JayZ held my name in his hand. Pic enclosed as he bent over to pick it up. Darren, you do got it!

Soy Delicious had her own cameo appearance in the lap of D-Wade, Kevin Hart and LeBron James last week. Her candles lit the rooms of all of the campers at D-Wade’s 3rd Annual Fantasy Camp. Kevin Hart prefers Fresh Linen to Havana. Li-Ning was the official sponsor of this event, made for the juiciest goodie bag I’ve ever seen. How about a Night at the Runway next Maggie? After all, agency is family.

Super Promo delivered perhaps the most lengthy process our Duck Dynasty has ever experienced. It started off with the tour. The Doctor Dribble Tour. He aggressively signed up for a list of marathons that would make Forest Gump dehydrated. Schedule for Tour is attached. Little did we know, this heroic tour would inspire a SuperWoman to emerge. For sponsorship information on how to be seen by 1,000,000+ viewers on the chiseled back or chest of Doctor Dribble call me directly at 305.903.7160. Limited marathons are available.

Duck Dynasty shattered records last Wednesday with the return of their show. There is a reason we emulate their rhyme and reason- honest work pays off. Agency is family, Willie for Congress. Magda for taking your business to another level.

The Killers killed me. JayZ and JT had a simple flow that made for a legendary performance. Michael Lauren did not fail me but the caged heels did. ENCORE! May I have more please?

CJ Spray is the real deal, creating art that moves. This Halloween I have hired the baddest body artist in Miami. I can’t tell you what he is transforming me into this October but it’s sounding like a big deal. I met him on Super Promo day. He took all of my curves and edges and made me a SuperWoman. He hid all of my imperfections. I gave him all of me and he delivered a masterpiece. If you decide to ever become walking art, call CJ @ 786.229..6970 and say LEO. Appointments left are few, so run. Happy belated birthday big guy!!

m*ergy is scheduled to make guest appearances all over Miami on August 24, screaming and demanding the most from every body she touches. Look for her in your heart, soul and on a bike near you. Her team for the Benjamin Dash has almost reached full capacity, but if you’re lucky, she will get you ready in a dash. In case you didn’t know, she doesn’t give a shit if you’re tired. To join team m*ergy call 786.253.1589, Unique Me and @revete signed up on the first day. Getting lucky is what Michelle, Daft Punk and I are about.

Location, location, location is what I’ll be raffling off this week at Gulliver Academy. Bring lots of Benjamin’s for a chance to live large with a dedicated parking space reserved for you. I’ll be the girl dressed up as a cone on Aug 19.

I’m one of one and you can see through blurred lines in the upcoming issue of Unique Me. Thanks Witty for the ad. Femme Fatale pics and Viceroy party were also memorialized in this issue. Hay chisme.

And if you don’t know, who you love by couple John Mayer/Katy Perry rocks.

atrevidamente,

SuperWoman