Eff Wit Me You Know I Got It!


My paisano, Doctor Dribble dared to make a connection with Hov at the Legends of Summer Tour on Friday night. He did! The @revete camo cap especially made for the m*ergy Nite Ryde landed on JayZ’s stage. JayZ held my name in his hand. Pic enclosed as he bent over to pick it up. Darren, you do got it!

Soy Delicious had her own cameo appearance in the lap of D-Wade, Kevin Hart and LeBron James last week. Her candles lit the rooms of all of the campers at D-Wade’s 3rd Annual Fantasy Camp. Kevin Hart prefers Fresh Linen to Havana. Li-Ning was the official sponsor of this event, made for the juiciest goodie bag I’ve ever seen. How about a Night at the Runway next Maggie? After all, agency is family.

Super Promo delivered perhaps the most lengthy process our Duck Dynasty has ever experienced. It started off with the tour. The Doctor Dribble Tour. He aggressively signed up for a list of marathons that would make Forest Gump dehydrated. Schedule for Tour is attached. Little did we know, this heroic tour would inspire a SuperWoman to emerge. For sponsorship information on how to be seen by 1,000,000+ viewers on the chiseled back or chest of Doctor Dribble call me directly at 305.903.7160. Limited marathons are available.

Duck Dynasty shattered records last Wednesday with the return of their show. There is a reason we emulate their rhyme and reason- honest work pays off. Agency is family, Willie for Congress. Magda for taking your business to another level.

The Killers killed me. JayZ and JT had a simple flow that made for a legendary performance. Michael Lauren did not fail me but the caged heels did. ENCORE! May I have more please?

CJ Spray is the real deal, creating art that moves. This Halloween I have hired the baddest body artist in Miami. I can’t tell you what he is transforming me into this October but it’s sounding like a big deal. I met him on Super Promo day. He took all of my curves and edges and made me a SuperWoman. He hid all of my imperfections. I gave him all of me and he delivered a masterpiece. If you decide to ever become walking art, call CJ @ 786.229..6970 and say LEO. Appointments left are few, so run. Happy belated birthday big guy!!

m*ergy is scheduled to make guest appearances all over Miami on August 24, screaming and demanding the most from every body she touches. Look for her in your heart, soul and on a bike near you. Her team for the Benjamin Dash has almost reached full capacity, but if you’re lucky, she will get you ready in a dash. In case you didn’t know, she doesn’t give a shit if you’re tired. To join team m*ergy call 786.253.1589, Unique Me and @revete signed up on the first day. Getting lucky is what Michelle, Daft Punk and I are about.

Location, location, location is what I’ll be raffling off this week at Gulliver Academy. Bring lots of Benjamin’s for a chance to live large with a dedicated parking space reserved for you. I’ll be the girl dressed up as a cone on Aug 19.

I’m one of one and you can see through blurred lines in the upcoming issue of Unique Me. Thanks Witty for the ad. Femme Fatale pics and Viceroy party were also memorialized in this issue. Hay chisme.

And if you don’t know, who you love by couple John Mayer/Katy Perry rocks.



I rock tom ford

It’s a French phrase for “fatal woman”. Femme FATALE means she will use her beauty, charm and allure to achieve her purpose. These girls have all used their gifts, talents, and power to shed light on challenges in their community, in our community, #305cafecito. Miami-Dade County is a better place because these women exist.

appearing in “order of operations” the finalists are

Marjorie Acosta – Reporter
Gina Beovides – Attorney
Vanessa Borge – Reporter
Jennifer Behar Cervera – Sales Associate
Cristina Isabel Mas – Philanthropist

On July 25 @ 5pm on the @revete page on Instagram you can vote for your femme fatale. Voting will be open through July 28 @ 5am. The finalist with the most #likes #wins! These girls are insanely gorgeous and have earned our #love. Unique Me Magazine, brace yourself!!!

Rolled into Studio LX to fetch the dress for the Viceroy thang commemorating one year of success- HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNIQUE ME!- to find Elsie and Christina stabbing each other to see who could hook me up first. Customer service in this boutique rocks. After trial and error, we married the Alexis bomb! The “she is here dress” is easy to find in Marilyn’s place. Skateboarding PR women across the world are grateful to you.

What a fabulous week to invest in stock, bull vs bear or lulu vs aapl. Lulu is quickly sweeping me off my feet, I might actually dip on the ever so hot and appropriate aapl. Hmm?

This switch might’ve occurred while I was in Boston shopping on Newbury Street. Alex and Alec from Lululemon Newbury asked me for an autograph. I secretly wondered what that felt like. I assumed it was cause I’m kinda a big deal, but no. It was the Doctor Dribble t-shirt I was sporting. You see, I was reppin’ m*ergy on my head and Doctor Dribble on my chest. I just scribbled my name because it’s cooler like that!

Tuesday m*ergy comes out in the Herald again, and will be in her Unique Me Magazine corner in the next edition too. She is bringing filming to a close with Generation Enye on Thursday. M*ergy is swinging the media like she does her kettlebells- strong.

Doctor Dribble flew to Chicago for his third marathon in the tour, the “Doctor Dribble Tour”. He was sponsored by NBA player Carlos Boozer, his t-shirts are selling out weekly and it seems the good Doctor will be issuing an official list of tour dates soon. It’s appropriate!

Who is the most famous marathon runner? Do you know? Wait!!! Does that exist? Darren, I think this is your cue to Doctor Dribble the world!

Cat Haayen sneaked up on me with the victorious breath and a five minute downward dog that would challenge even a talented athlete. She can be seen on Ch. 6 on Hump day this week showin us wsop.

This week has been extremely productive for the ducks in my dynasty. Memories and money,,,

Vote passionately, responsibly. We already won, about four months now huh?

If you still don’t know, come out from hiding- I’m daring to be different. Normal is just so boring @ Marlyne Alexander Photography!!



Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Since the launch of the website, I have signed the largest client in terms of demographic reach and submitted two new engagement letters. I ran in Central Park, finished a great book and hopefully mastered the method of making 2 million dollars. More interesting than that is knowing the physiology that occurs when making a trade. Next book on the docket is “The Hour between Dog and Wolf.” I’ll take a risk and follow my gut any day of the week.

Unique Me is finishing the last minute details of what is murmured to be the shindig of the year. For more information on this event you can call Mighty at 305.903.7160. It’s all in the details….

M*ergy made it to the Lululemon Union Square Facebook page while she was spinning in Miami. This week she will be gracing us with her power to lead on boob tube. She really is everywhere.

Femme Fatale has produced some serious females candidates. If you thought Man with Heart was sexy, these ladies are just hazardous to your health. All applications must be in by July 10. Inbox me all applications with photograph to Atrevete page on FB. All applicants must be 25-45 years old and live in Miami-Dade. Candidates will be judged on charitable works made in the community. The winner will receive a full page ad in the next edition of Unique Me Magazine and prizes.

So cold press juice is the same here and there and everywhere, we can pull a trigger on that bullseye whenever you’d like. Or we can Fear the King?!

It’s a rap, while sitting in hipsturbia in NYC, Babs introduced me to Sweet Brown.
The origination of one of my favorite new defense mechanisms. Google that bitch. I remain firm on this and peachy keen.

And if you don’t know, now you know!



“don’t talk about it, be about it”

Stop yapping and just execute!! Do you need a Jerry McGuire? I’ll show you the money. Give me a project, the more challenging the better.
We at @revete, LLC live our lives between 5:00 am and 10:00pm! It’s a real dog and pony show in the headquarters of the Duck Dynasty creative crew of @revete, LLC.  I am Magda. I wear hats.  I’m small potatoes and big money. I am an oxymoron.
I am on the cusp of small  ideas and huge ventures.
I’m going to dare hard, harder then before… And you get to come with me. It’s always good when that happens. No one can hold me back now.
Mr. Big, my stock broker taught me how to trade. He loves apples. He gave me momentum when I was down. Not that kind of down Doc! Ain’t nobody got time for that. I trade daily. I cover and sell like a pro.
M*ergy, my girl, client and sister is my balance- my truth. She unleashes the beast in me. She created the body. She makes weak and heart broken ex wives two time Super Spartans. AAAUUUFFFF runs in my veins. And why not? Let me define the man- he is a client. Kinda a big deal in my life. An idiot savant with silver linings. He’s inspiring less body fat in me and potentially the world. He is super human. I’m his duck. I love ducks. Our creative camp includes Yani, a five star event choreographer, a teenager that leads Social Media. A grandmother that heads our paths of perception. We use sight, sound and touch to play in our practice. We blow people up.  Let it fly. We are ghetto and classy. We are who we are and we make cold pressed juice. We do not settle, we expect exclusivity. We strive to be your main squeeze. Damn good Juice!!! The kind of juice that impacts your business, brand or product. And if you don’t know, now you know.